I’ve been thinking lately about what NASCAR will be like now that the government owns GM. Since they are racing at Daytona tonight, I was wondering what next year’s 500 might be like. Maybe we’ll have a new “3″ car, even though to any self respectin’ good old boy that would be pure sacrilege. But why would our
government care, it isn’t listening to us anyway; and those who would be most offended by a new “3″ car are just considered cretins to them anyway.

     Now let’s just suppose the government did decide to sponsor a NASCAR ride next year. It would have to be a Chevrolet so that it would appeal to the masses. It would have to meet CAFE standards. And since I am hoping for a new “3″ car, its sponsor would have to be Nancy Pelosi. After all, Speaker Pelosi is third in line in our federal system. Anyway, the picture above is my mock up of what the new “3″ car might look like. Gentlepersons, start your engines!